audio clip, mp3, downloadable
This is another takeoff from "Anatomy of Class Consciousness" — a much longer audio clip at Entertonement (http://bit.ly/autoclass).
Auto Salesman has the clips from "Anatomy" titled "Auto Salesman Does Perry Como does The Doors" at Entertonement (http://bit.ly/ComoDoors) and "The Snorter, Mr. Boehner, and the Auto Salesman" (http://bit.ly/snorter). There is a spinoff here, too, at http://bit.ly/ComoDoors2, titled "AutoSalesman Does Como Doing Doors, Update – Aftermath, post-Gig."
This is not clipped from the long monologue and is another spinoff from "Anatomy of Class Consciousness." In this one, Auto Salesman tears into SillyMickel, talking kind of like his alter-ego.
About SillyMickel, Auto Salesman says:
"What’s his big fucking beef? What’s he got against George W. Bush? What’s his beef anyway…better than that bozo we got up there. I don’t know what’s his beef. He says something like, ‘Oh, he says, oh, he says like, oh, I…why, he says…he says,
‘Why George W. Bush, he, uh, he’s behind the Trade Center bombing and it was a government job, all for the purpose of doing this and that, and it killed thousands of people,’
"and, not only that he said the scientists are saying that we only got 20 to 50 years to save the planet, and that we’re all gonna die.
"And I say, "You call them reasons?" ….
"You call them reasons?" I mean…..
"I didn’t see where that affected MY pocket book one bit! Now where does he come from? Just because people, just because the whole world’s gonna die…
"I’ll be dead by then, probably…so what the hell do I care? I don’t think anybody should be caring if it’s not going to effect them!
"Now, as far as the children and the grandchildren … are gonna die in a fiery inferno and whatever in the next 20, 30 years and all the planet’s gonna be wiped out, now, I think: THEY should be worried! It’s THEIR problem, right? Ain’t my problem…why should I care?
"So, I said to that erudite little fuck, ‘You stay in your fuckin’ jar…well, stop botherin’ me with this stuff about how we’re all gonna die and everything like that because NOBODY cares…If it’s not them, you know, they don’t even care about their children so…what does it matter!?…."